December 18, 2006
Splitting

Tool troubles again. This time over paying a housecleaner and a painter to go through a room that I already spent two hours scrubbing.
"I don't see what the big deal is," quoth The Tool. "It will only be fifty to one hundred dollars."

I just have to keep telling myself that it will all be over soon.

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Posted on 08:40 PM
December 11, 2006
The Real Tuesday Welding Class

I'd like to learn how to weld at Laney College. Who wants to join me? The class is either MW or TTh from 6-9pm and runs from Jan 11th to May 25th. Total cost is only $62!

Just to allay any fears about ease of registration, I was shocked at how easy admission was. I filled out a single webpage with perhaps 20 fields/checkboxes, most of which were for SSN, phone number, &c. Ten seconds after pressing "submit," I received an email congratulating me on my admission and giving me a link to enroll in classes.

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Posted on 09:58 AM
December 05, 2006
Oon

Today I discovered that The Tool is even more of a tool than I thought. While I was at work he opened the door to my room, took pictures of everything I own, posted them on flickr, and tagged them with my full address (including apartment number). Even after I made him take them down, he didn't understand why that would be a bad thing.

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Posted on 08:54 PM
December 04, 2006
Monocle

Something's different about you, but I can't quite put my finger on what it might be...

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Posted on 09:30 PM