You look very somber about this development. Mustaches are clearly serious business. No idle twirling here.

In another picture (not shown here) I'm clearly very surprised. It was quite a roller coaster ride.

Several people at work have now commented that I "would look best wearing an Armani suit," and appear "not as edgy." I would like to reassure all of my fans that I am just as edgy as I ever was. Just watch me jump these cars with a dirt bike and hang a gnarly ten. Vroom.