This puppy tried to eat me alive. It was, hands down, the cutest attempt on my life.

argh it is so cute that i die from it! when will the puppy eat ME alive?

i want to touch the puppy's ears!

and then possibly eat them.

Mmmmm... ears. Flop. Floppity flop. Floppity flap flap flap.

Flap.

If you want to see more floppity flapping, I've just uploaded a few more pictures (taken by Frank, the roommate who owns the puppy).

Grammar check says: to != too. Please correct.

Also, oh my god. Jesus fucking Christ. It's a picture of a PUPPY in the DRIVER'S SEAT of a CAR. There should be a fucking LAW against that, because it's so cute I think I'm going to SCREAM. It's so cute that even CAPITAL LETTERS aren't relieving my feelings.

AAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!

screw the puppy. whose car is that?

That's Frank's car. It smells like puppy barf.

To? Huh? What are you talking about?

That's new roommate Frank's car. He sold his Celica to his mother so that he could buy it the BMW. Apparently it wasn't even all that expensive. But it certainly seems to be doing a good job as a girl-attractant.

Now that I think of it, with a car like that and a puppy like Ginger, I'm surprised we haven't seen lines of women lining up outside the apartment.

we're taking numbers. i'm number 6! someone call me when my turn gets here.

See, the real reason Ginger bites so much is that Frank is secretly training her to be the muscle in his woman-harvesting operation. The nice car and the soulful puppy eyes are the bait; when the women have been hooked, Ginger will herd them all into a corral by nipping at their heels. Once corralled, they can be held until he's ready to sell them on the black market.

I still think it would work better if he cleaned the barf out of the car.

i was attracted to the car, but now am repulsed by the puppy barf.

does puppy have a name?

Cute Johnson

Ginger.

Naturally, she's got a problem with biting people.