When I received my security deposit refund today, I found that The Tool decided that I paid $40 less than I actually did. I just knew he would try to pull something like this. It's a good thing I kept my lease and that my bank has scanned copies of all the checks I write.

Definitive proof that I am a giant dork is below. While biking home the following visual pun wormed its way into my brain and hasn't left since. I'm hoping that actually making and posting the image will help it go away.