September 12, 2006
Raw1

One of my new roommates has a list on the fridge of "Reasons I am a live raw food vegetarian." I've decided to start chronicling this list in blog-form.

Reason #6: "Minerals in live food act as magnets, holding the sun's energy, filling our bodies with sunlight."

Posted on September 12, 2006 10:31 PM
Comments

uh...what does a live raw food vegetarian eat? besides magnets.

Posted by: michele on September 13, 2006 08:15 AM

I'm glad you asked

Posted by: Jacob on September 13, 2006 08:41 AM

Reason #10

"Because I like feeling self-important and smug about myself."

Posted by: docta v on September 13, 2006 12:42 PM

I wonder -- how does it compare to being a dead raw food vegetarian?

Posted by: Dianna on September 13, 2006 03:17 PM

From the "Stone Sushi" recipe on the website you linked to:

"Place a small sprig of cilantro (this is VERY important) so that it may stick out once it's rolled up."

What do you think happens if you fail to properly position the cilantro?

Posted by: katie on September 13, 2006 06:40 PM

Perhaps it has something to do with this:

"Substitute slices of plum, apple, dill, or bear as you see fit."

Seeing as this is live, raw food we're speaking of here, my guess is that the bear eats you.

Posted by: Dianna on September 13, 2006 07:46 PM

In Soviet Russia...

Posted by: Jacob on September 13, 2006 10:32 PM

...people put live bears in their sushi. It sounds like one of those ridiculously impossible challenge shows on TV. Who Wants To Roll A Bear In Seaweed And Eat It, Thursday nights at 8.

Posted by: Dianna on September 14, 2006 10:50 AM

...sushi-bear eats you!

Posted by: Jacob on September 14, 2006 12:58 PM

Ah, curses. I was going for the humor value of the well-known joke where the punchline isn't actually said.

I want a live, raw alligator sandwich, and don't take too long about it!

Posted by: Dianna on September 14, 2006 02:47 PM

I pride myself on my snappy joke-ruining.

Posted by: Jacob on September 14, 2006 05:04 PM

me: knock knock!
jacob: jeeves, could you get that?
me: aw, nuts.

Posted by: didofoot on September 14, 2006 08:07 PM

While biking to work today I saw an SBC truck with the slogan "Internet that logs onto you!"

Posted by: Jacob on September 15, 2006 09:19 AM
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