your last post was over a year ago. i give you two thumbs up for celebrating your aging girlfriend's birth. two thumbs, right up. i wish i was 25 again. stupid 27. live it up, dianna, go rent a car.

is that picture from the album of angry ghost haters? because seriously those people are getting demented. they think BELLA is CUTE. dammit though, she is cute. curse her deceptive appearence.

Happy birthday to D-Dub!

Avenue Canyons is officially no longer a ghost blog.

Thank you, Sean, although I don't think this change will last. I had to make the trembly-lip sad face today to get a birthday post out of the man.

And Michele, the angry ghost stalkers are out of luck now because the album's been password-protected. I don't need to be a "go tell this girl she's ugly" post on some fucking bbs somewhere. Especially not for people who are going to bitch about my beloved cheek piercings. In any case: same shirt, different album.

Jacob, your blog has only been reactivated for a few hours and already I've filled it with profanity. I'd apologize if I thought you were at all surprised by it.

Hang on. That was entirely the wrong attitude to take in responding to this post. Jacob! Thank you! I had a lovely birthday and it was all thanks to you! I love you sappy sap sap!

Much better.

Gag. Oops, I mean: so effing cute! And the cheekbots were so darling.

25 is a good year, dianna. don't fuck it up.

and why the crap aren't we celebrating this thing?

Why the crap indeed. You just listen and I shall tell you.

The real reason the UC system is out of money is that there's a clause in the charter which requires that the university give each student a birthday present. The November people get hot chocolate; the June people get ice cream. The May people get finals. On the one hand, they're not as tasty, but on the other hand, I know that the whole campus is celebrating with me.

i shall do my best to make a vegan birthday cake for the pool party. this i swear to you. possibly laziness will get me down and i'll just buy a vegan birthday cake. but the thought will still be there.

I could totally bring the chocolate tofu pie from Staff of Life (hur, hur). That thing has so much palm shortening in it that contact exposure might give you a heart attack. Man, that thing is good.

doooooooooood, bring it. chocolate mmmmmmmm.

You know what's cool? I just looked at the last entry Jacob posted, which was over a year ago, and thought "What the hell?" and then I wondered how I'd missed that post when it was posted. But then I read the comments page.