November 05, 2003
Vampire Can Mating Oven

Today the mailman gifted me with something wonderful: Camper Van Beethoven's Cigarettes and Carrot Juice box set. This has got to be the best musical deal in existence. Five (5) full-albums for thirty (30) dollars. That's six (8) dollars an album. It really doesn't get any better than that.

Dianna's not so excited, though. She's especially unexcited about the bizarre screechiness featured during "9 of Disks" or "Payed Vacation: Greece".

My kitten hasn't moved in three (18) hours. I think she's asleep. But it's also possible that she's turned into a very fuzzy (2) statue.

Posted on November 05, 2003 10:23 PM

How can you think that's a good deal? Those cheating bastards didn't even give you a proper anagram for your money!

Also, I'm fairly certain that I'll see the proof of Bella's non-statuedom when I try to go to bed and evict her from my footspace.

Posted by: dianna on November 5, 2003 11:20 PM

Heartless landlady!

Posted by: jason on November 6, 2003 03:49 PM