Vegan broth stock, tomatoes, potatoes, mushrooms, onion, zucchini, garlic, carrots, red bell pepper, and three kinds of pasta. Finger lickin' good.

this from the man who used to happily devour a manly pile of meat bowl at that super spicy place in tacoma.

ah, yes. but i've been whispering vegan propaganda into his ear every night as he sleeps. the giant barbells placed therein were his attempt to block out the whispers, but they've failed miserably. hence, delicious vegan soup.

where's the picture of your nipples though jacob, huh? where's the titties?

Nipples? There were never any nipples. My luscious torso is for private viewing only, though...

hubba hubba whoo-weee, and so on. what nipples are you talking about? jacob has no nipples. it's a rare medical condition and he's very sensitive about it, so i'd appreciate it if you wouldn't call attention to it JACOB HAS NO NIPPLES all right, michele?

i was never here. i never spoke. much like the nipples.

i need to sleep.

doods. the picture from baseball last week. come on. work with me here.