I now resolve to never read Bay Area independent newspapers like The Guardian or The East Bay Express. Every time I do, I discover some new great thing that I've either just missed or am just finding out about too late to actually do anything about it.

While riding the bus home tonight I opened up The East Bay Express and turned to the music section.
"Hmmm, I wonder what's going on in the music world?" I mused. "I see that Mogwai has a new album. I'll have to check that out. Hey, The Cinematic Orchestra has a new album, too! Why, I love those guys! I'll just read this mini-review of it.... 'New album'....'it's good stuff'....'recently visited San Francisco'......what?......NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME, GOD!?!?!"