I posted on craigslist today looking for an old computer Dianna and I could turn into a DOS Gaming Box. By flipping through the ads I managed to find such a thing for $10 in Alameda, so now I'm stuck telling all the respondents to my own ad that I've already found a computer.

I feel like such a dick when I tell them that I don't want their old computers. I try to reassure them: "It's not you, it's me". But I don't think they believe it. I just hope that they don't see Dianna and me walking down the street with our new love: an AT-cased P133 hottie.