January 29, 2003
Little drummer boy

Yesterday was marked by the attack of the Christmas Bee. I frequently find myself humming Christmas carols to myself, but for some reason I started buzzing them last night. I didn't even notice until Dianna brought it to my attention. And, of course, I was then bound by the laws of physics to sing every carol I know as if I were a giant Christmas Bee. Dianna didn't approve. I don't think she likes Christmas. But that's OK, because the Christmas Bee will still buzz Christmas carols to her every day.

On a completely unrelated note, I want a Sidekick so badly I can taste it.

Posted on January 29, 2003 08:56 AM

ooo tone of agonized longing. i want one too!

but....i think i have a 2 year cell phone contract so i'll have to wait till next november. but maybe by then they'll have them in color!

Posted by: michele on January 29, 2003 09:50 AM

she doesn't like xmas? what is she, a communist?

hey ps aren't you jewish? shouldn't you buzz the dreidle song? (i bet you can even spell dreidle too.)

Posted by: didofoot on January 29, 2003 12:42 PM

*glumly* yes, jacob is jewish. and no, he didn't buzz a single hannukah song. only christmas. LOTS of christmas. for god's sake, the man knows christmas songs i don't even know, and i celebrate the damn holiday!

christmas bee, you have defeated me.

Posted by: dianna on January 29, 2003 04:53 PM

driving to babysit the other day, i saw a bumble bee drag queen standing on the corner of market and 16th. i didn't notice if she was humming christmas carols or not, but maybe you two could be in cahoots. 'cause who doesn't want to be in something called "cahoots"- what a great word!

Posted by: erica on January 30, 2003 04:58 PM

I think at the very least you should have coffee together, see if your stylings mesh well.

Posted by: jason on January 31, 2003 04:22 PM