September 12, 2006
One of my new roommates has a list on the fridge of "Reasons I am a live raw food vegetarian." I've decided to start chronicling this list in blog-form.
Reason #6: "Minerals in live food act as magnets, holding the sun's energy, filling our bodies with sunlight."
Posted on September 12, 2006 10:31 PM
uh...what does a live raw food vegetarian eat? besides magnets.
"Because I like feeling self-important and smug about myself."
I wonder -- how does it compare to being a dead raw food vegetarian?
From the "Stone Sushi" recipe on the website you linked to:
"Place a small sprig of cilantro (this is VERY important) so that it may stick out once it's rolled up."
What do you think happens if you fail to properly position the cilantro?
Perhaps it has something to do with this:
"Substitute slices of plum, apple, dill, or bear as you see fit."
Seeing as this is live, raw food we're speaking of here, my guess is that the bear eats you.
...people put live bears in their sushi. It sounds like one of those ridiculously impossible challenge shows on TV. Who Wants To Roll A Bear In Seaweed And Eat It, Thursday nights at 8.
Ah, curses. I was going for the humor value of the well-known joke where the punchline isn't actually said.
I want a live, raw alligator sandwich, and don't take too long about it!
I pride myself on my snappy joke-ruining.
me: knock knock!
jacob: jeeves, could you get that?
me: aw, nuts.
While biking to work today I saw an SBC truck with the slogan "Internet that logs onto you!"