January 21, 2003
Binned

I was sitting in Smart Alec's, eating a delicious tofu/avocado sandwich with garlic fries when I happened to look out the window. Guess who walked by (presumably on her way to a class)? If I didn't already know she had left Tacoma, I probably would have keeled over from shock.

Maybe I should get extensive plastic surgery so that she won't recognize me?

Posted on January 21, 2003 08:26 PM
Comments

wait now she goes to your school too?! what the hell is going on here?! i can only disapprove. in a disparaging manner. but really i'm just going to go to bed and not care very much.

Posted by: michele on January 21, 2003 10:16 PM

dood...what if she's stalking you?......

dianna! kick her ass!

Posted by: michele on January 22, 2003 11:51 AM

ooh...dianna vs m_______ in a FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

WHO WILL WIN?

(hint: dianna will. for her strength is as the strength of ten, because her heart is pure.)

Posted by: didofoot on January 22, 2003 01:00 PM

actually, I'M the one who got extensive plastic surgery. that was me you saw, not m_______. no cause for alarm. except for the fact that i look like your ex-girlfriend now. haha.

Posted by: erica on January 22, 2003 05:35 PM

Woohoo! I was getting tired of you looking like my ex-girlfriend. Have fun Jacob!

Posted by: Jolie on January 22, 2003 05:36 PM

i'm so intrigued. i wonder if i've seen this girl? somewhere in the teeming masses of berkeley is a woman to whom i have only one thing to say.

PTHTHTHTBBBBT!

Posted by: on January 29, 2003 04:55 PM

hey wait.

my identity has suddenly been erased.

i find this chilling. eerie. oddly coincidental. and faintly annoying. i must reclaim myself! i am dianna! iiii aaaammm dddiiiiaaaannnnnnnaaaaa!

Posted by: dianna on January 29, 2003 04:57 PM

well spoken. both parts. but mostly the first one. =)

Posted by: michele on January 29, 2003 07:35 PM
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